DoktorWiggy

I can love anybody.

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About DoktorWiggy

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Mar 14, 1988
United States
Deviant for 13 years
He / Him

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My Bio

I guess I am another dysfunctional American. My parents were divorced before I was born. My mother is batshit insane, of which I inherit that insanity, and recently I found out my father is crazy too. But am I worried? No. Not since I left home anyways. Now leave me alone, I must go consume some alcohol.

Current Residence: In the Doktor's Office.
Print preference: None. I hate newspapers
Favourite genre of music: Mosty rock music.
Favourite photographer: Wilhelm Brasse
Favourite style of art: Photography or Traditional
Operating System: Whatever Tools my Pappi let's me play with.
MP3 player of choice: I don't really know what it's called other than it's shiny and blue.
Shell of choice: Taco Shell
Wallpaper of choice: I like the ones in France
Skin of choice: I don't have one like my Grandfather, who was a Racist Bastard.
Favourite cartoon character: Bugs Bunny (as Girl Bunny)
Personal Quote: I get pleasure out of my own and everyone else's pain.

Favourite Visual Artist

I can't choose between Salvador Dolli and Eric Peters

Favourite Movies

Meet the Spartans

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Rammstein, Evanessence, Killswitch Engage, NIN, & a whole lot I can't remember the name of.

Favourite Writers

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Favourite Games

Tomb Raider

Favourite Gaming Platform

Play Station 2 or 3/ Gameboy Color

Tools of the Trade

My brain

Other Interests

liebe-machen

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DoktorWiggy

Nov 10, 2010

Fishing Well

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Over the hill, around the lake It was so hot, I wished it was snowing. Unawares, I tripped on a dead snake While carrying a Barrel, I can't see where I'm Going! I made it to my well, which is ten feet wide but only five foot deep I know i'd be funnier if I lied But this is my own well to keep. Inside the well, I saw a fish! This was my lucky day So I tossed in a coin and made a wish That things would go my way The Fish ate the Coin, then choked and died I tried to save him, but it was too late! At dinner time, I felt aweful and cried But I still ate the fish on my plate! Ende. I know that was lame, but it was kind of funny. :

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DoktorWiggy

Nov 8, 2010

Hi

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I used to feel misplaced. Like I wasn't supposed to be here. Then one day it hit me. I AM NOT supposed to be here, not for the sake of me, but for the sake of everyone else. Now I happily annoy the shit out of everybody! Ende.